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Aries
You will feel an overwhelming urge to take decisive action despite having no clear plan and very little information. This will not stop you. Others may question your confidence, but you will mistake this for jealousy and proceed anyway. By week’s end, you will insist everything worked out exactly as intended, even if no one else agrees.
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Taurus
Stability will be important to you this week, which is unfortunate because nothing around you will cooperate. You will double down on routine as a coping mechanism and become visibly annoyed when reality refuses to respect it. Someone will suggest flexibility. You will not hear them.
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Gemini
You will engage in several conversations that feel productive but result in nothing measurable. This will somehow energize you. Expect to contradict yourself publicly and defend both positions with equal conviction. If confronted, you will say you were “speaking conceptually.”
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Cancer
Emotional clarity is possible this week, but you will avoid it in favor of familiar confusion. You may interpret neutral events as deeply personal and take corrective action that no one asked for. Later, you will feel justified. This feeling will pass. It will return stronger.
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Leo
Attention will find you whether you seek it or not, and you will take full credit for this phenomenon. Someone else’s achievement will feel suspiciously adjacent to your own narrative. You will reframe it until it makes sense. Confidence will carry you through, facts will not.
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Virgo
You will notice several small flaws that no one else sees and correctly identify them as critical. Unfortunately, you will be unable to explain why. Attempts to do so will involve charts, lists, or sighing. By the end of the week, you will conclude that it’s easier to do everything yourself.
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Libra
You will be asked to make a decision and will take this as an opportunity to explore every possible perspective except your own. Balance will be achieved only after everyone involved has lost interest. You will later describe the outcome as “fair,” though no one remembers agreeing to it.
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Scorpio
Something insignificant will bother you deeply, and you will refuse to acknowledge this publicly. Instead, you will internalize it, analyze it, and assign meaning where none exists. When the moment comes to react, you will do so calmly, efficiently, and in a way that unsettles everyone.
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Sagittarius
You will feel restless and assume this means growth is happening. It may simply mean you are bored. A spontaneous decision will feel liberating at first and confusing shortly after. You will call it a learning experience regardless of outcome.
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Capricorn
Responsibility will weigh heavily on you this week, mostly because you voluntarily took on too much of it. You will resent others for not helping, despite not asking. Progress will be slow but measurable, which you will find deeply satisfying and vaguely exhausting.
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Aquarius
You will have a thought that feels groundbreaking and attempt to share it with others. Reactions will be mixed. This will confirm your belief that you are ahead of your time. You will move on quickly, leaving confusion in your wake.
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Pisces
You will drift through the week sensing that something important is happening just out of reach. You will be correct, but it will not involve you. This realization will prompt reflection, which you will abandon halfway through in favor of a comforting distraction.
